Know Your Zombies

Knowlegde of zombies and zombie outbreaks could be just the thing that saves your life. Television news reports, radio, newspapers, and community gossip are all tools in your arsenal of knowing about zombies and where outbreaks are occuring.

Know your neighbors. A goog pair of binoculars to keep an eye on the people on your block is always a way to keep informed on what those around you are doing. Be aware and reposrt any suspicious zombie-like activity, such as the smell of rotten flesh, or sudden mounds of dirt appering in a neighbor's backyard. Has a teenager in your area been struck with a sudden illness? Perhaps it's time to call the authorities. It is up to you to remain vigilant.

Be sure to check out your city's zombie registration page to see if there have been any families harboring zombies near you. While the have the good intention of keeping their loved one quarantined in hopes of finding a cure, they could have inadvertantly become exposed to zombieism themselves and should be carefully monitored.

One special not is to mention is that the internet is especially unreliable when it comes to up-to-date information about zombies. Things like the Twitter, Face-book, and "blogs" are all teeming with anonymous youths bent on wrecking havoc and causing anarchy. They collectively are the single worst threat to the nation when it comes to defending ourselves against zombie attacks. DO NOT BELIEVE THE INTERNET!